Yeah, that's right, I conned a ghost into showing me the way down here. I deciphered the codes in that creepy journal belonging to some freak named Tom Riddle. And I did a bunch of other stuff along the way too, and it was all worth it! Because the Chamber of Secrets is filled with nothing but an endless supply of noms. Which is pretty much the best thing a secret chamber could ever be filled with, if you ask me!
JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.
(Daniel Radcliffe)
Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.
Dumbledore is that... really you? NOPE! It's the Wizard Testa
(Michael Gambon, Chuck Testa)
Why, yes! I did get into Gryffindor!!