funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest animal tweets of the week | Abbie @AbbieEvansXO [waking up discover speak cat] Cat murderously glowering could name Princess Fairy Floofball also quite upset could name Can Opener 9:28 pm 23 Jan 2020 Twitter Web App 135 Retweets 841 Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (February 3rd, 2020)

tweet by sarcasmmother if snails are so slow how come nobody see them coming? it's always like bam there's a snail

Interesting Thought

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thoughts dogs crossed paws fancy cats cute aww adorable wholesome tweets funny lol twitter | sometimes you have to cross your paws and let everyone know you're feeling fancy

Tweet From 'Thoughts Of Dog' Sparks Wholesome Doggo Content

penguin skeleton tweets neck funny lol animals weird cute interesting | tweet by rossi p so that's deadass all neck? i need a minute to process

Twitter User Baffled By Penguin Skeleton And Sparks Amusing Thread

instructions guide for dogsitting | Weekend with Gus Instructional Guide Day life Gus Bed Time Bed time is between 9-9:30 PM. Tell him go bed, give treat, lock his crate, put blanket over turn all lights out, and leave room. If stay living room, he will cry! Daily Life Gus does best he adheres strict schedule. He can become rambunctious if he gets decide day goes! He needs be taken out every 2 hours typically. He will sit at door ring bells alert Potty time does not mean outside play time.

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tweet by violetfeline i don't know whose cat needs to hear this but you literally just ate

My Cat Needs To Hear This

tom jerry tweets funny twitter viral hotel reception cute | tweet by ella_7991 this arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. listen to how he describes the situation. jerry the mouse lifting his sunglasses from his eyes

Man Calls Hotel Reception To Let Them Know There's A 'Jerry' In His Room

funny animal tweets | tweet by k8oclock look at this freaking guy socks dogsreaction lomito kalsetin adorable fluffy white dog wearing tiny pink socks

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 20, 2020)

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one time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. i like how you used he for the cat and it for the baby.

"He" or "It"?

funny stories about pet owners who thought they are dying | tweet by PaladinAmber couple days my cat had been showing signs dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So vets today and vet straight up said He go looks like he got into fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

Funny Stories Tweeted By People Who Thought Their Pets Were Dying

as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

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funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

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funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

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funny note to cats and dogs | be posted VERY LOW on refrigerator door nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats dishes with paw print are yours and contain food other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing paw print middle my plate and food does not stake claim becoming food and dish, nor do find aesthetically pleasing slightest

Dad Writes Funny Note To His Cats And Dogs And Twitter Relates

i can has cheezburger cat catalog | the 2019 cat-a-log: tribute to grumpy cat and lil bub. the best wholesome stories, cat memes, animals tweets, cat meme of the decade of 2019

Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

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23 of The Funniest Furry Friends to Get our Feline-Lovers to Friday

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Orphaned squirrels rescued after a storm get tentatively paired up with a momma cat, who instantly adopts them and raises them alongside her own newborn kittens: '[She] drew them close as if they were her own'

Orphaned squirrels rescued after a storm get tentatively paired up with a momma cat, who instantly adopts them and raises them alongside her own newborn kittens: '[She] drew them close as if they were her own'

27 Cute Cat Memes Serving Comfort, Clawmedy, and Maximum Meow Energy

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22 Cute Cat Memes for Those in Need of Some Furry Purry Feline Comedy This Winter (January 21, 2026)

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A Fancy Feast of 21 Feline Feel-Goods To Browse on a Cozy Saturday Morning (January 17, 2026)

A Fancy Feast of 21 Feline Feel-Goods To Browse on a Cozy Saturday Morning (January 17, 2026)

Curious car mechanic stray cat who helped man fix his car suddenly begs to become man’s house cat as temperatures plummet, man says: ‘He is finally learning to house cat though and loves snuggles.’

Curious car mechanic stray cat who helped man fix his car suddenly begs to become man’s house cat as temperatures plummet, man says: ‘He is finally learning to house cat though and loves snuggles.’

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