funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs | my 21f boyfriend 22m wants me to choose between him and my life passion frogs pic of a green frog with round red eyes

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs

Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy | NSW Police Force @nswpolice This is not Mandrill! Earlier this afternoon troop baboons escaped facility and were going bananas Camperdown. Police and wildlife handlers now have situation under control, so please let them do their job and don't be tempted pry, mates.

Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy

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Funny "Oh to be" tweets about animals | tweet by ava @twentyfivebag oh be capybara an open air bath surrounded by floating oranges with an orange on its head 2:00 am 7 Jan 2020 Twitter iPhone

The "Oh To Be" Meme Has Finally Arrived At The Animal Kingdom (Tweets)

zoos amazon review animals twitter tweets funny lol cute rate rating | Owl Oregon Zoo O @OregonZoo WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality No distortion at full volume but bass is little weak. Top rotates which is plus rateaspecies O 2,440 7:03 PM Mar 9, 2018

Zoos Rating Species In The Form Of An Amazon Review

Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room | tweet by lucy topping OH NO pic of two pigeons standing against a yellow wall on top of a shelves unit pile of books or board games

Funny Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room

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Cat Photos turned into Tiny Sculptures | photo of an orange cat with white paws and a mustache in the snow captured mid jump in a funny pose with its body curved to the side and its back legs on the ground, small sculpture of the same cat photographed from different angles

Japanese Artist Turns Funny Cat Photos He Finds Online Into Tiny Sculptures

Funny Things Kids Say About Animals | tweet by James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: There's spider my room won't hurt 5: Did spider tell say

Dad Tweets The Funniest Things His Daughters Say About Animals

tweet by Vegan 6ix God @VEGASHI269 Just washed my cow, tell her she's cute pics of a baby cow in a bathtub and wrapped in a towel

She's the cutest!

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tweet by Health Nerd @GidMK my wife and i never baby talk to our kids we use full sentences and a wide vocabulary my daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation adults are shocked at her social aptitude my 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4 syllable words which is impressive bc they're both cats

Quite Impressive

relatable cat tweet by cat owners for caturday | Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams eating cereal MY CAT really need particular milk

Cat Tweets Written By Cat Folks

Funniest animal tweets of the week | Abbie @AbbieEvansXO [waking up discover speak cat] Cat murderously glowering could name Princess Fairy Floofball also quite upset could name Can Opener 9:28 pm 23 Jan 2020 Twitter Web App 135 Retweets 841 Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (February 3rd, 2020)

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tweet by sarcasmmother if snails are so slow how come nobody see them coming? it's always like bam there's a snail

Interesting Thought

thoughts dogs crossed paws fancy cats cute aww adorable wholesome tweets funny lol twitter | sometimes you have to cross your paws and let everyone know you're feeling fancy

Tweet From 'Thoughts Of Dog' Sparks Wholesome Doggo Content

penguin skeleton tweets neck funny lol animals weird cute interesting | tweet by rossi p so that's deadass all neck? i need a minute to process

Twitter User Baffled By Penguin Skeleton And Sparks Amusing Thread

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instructions guide for dogsitting | Weekend with Gus Instructional Guide Day life Gus Bed Time Bed time is between 9-9:30 PM. Tell him go bed, give treat, lock his crate, put blanket over turn all lights out, and leave room. If stay living room, he will cry! Daily Life Gus does best he adheres strict schedule. He can become rambunctious if he gets decide day goes! He needs be taken out every 2 hours typically. He will sit at door ring bells alert Potty time does not mean outside play time.

Woman Receives Complete Dogsitting PDF Guide For Her Sisters Dog

tweet by violetfeline i don't know whose cat needs to hear this but you literally just ate

My Cat Needs To Hear This