drunk

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic

he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!

I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!

u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.

it wux juss so gud!

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...

uh oh! dats nawt gud!

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.

ihadsomeofdatcwazyjuicethatiwasntsupposetohave

ai fink u mite haz a problemz!

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

Okay, THINK. I remember the liquor, the cigars and the strippers... ...but where did this tattoo come from!?!?!?

But occifer Ai tol' ya Ai onwy had two beers!!!!!

ah... screw it just give me the bottle and a straw