Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
drunk
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
By Unknown
Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker
By Unknown
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
Time flies when you're having rum!
I can haz passed sobrity test...
Via I Raff, I Ruse
LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.
Maramdrunk the wino dog!
I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.
Via the frogman
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
