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I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)

"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga

(Madonna)

Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.

(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

I'm reading a very interesting book. But I can't read. Take that English.

(Val Kilmer)