celeb

Get in loser we're going shopping.

(Britney Spears)

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

LET'S PLAY A GAME It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"

(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)

Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?

(Alan Rickman)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Dear Little Yorkie,

You look absolutely stunning! Your coat is shiny and well maintained. And, what a mighty fine Emma Watson accessory you've got! You go girl! Stay classy!

xoxo,

Your Friends at I Has A Hotdog

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool

(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits like this...

(Madonna)

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)