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Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Ai can nebber be da dovahkiin. Bummer.

SQUEEEEERREL!!!!!! This cute little girl squirrel became injured after falling out of a tree and getting separated from her mama. From The Telegraph:

This baby squirrel suffered injuries to her leg and was separated from her mother when she fell from a tree - and she is not even three weeks old. The grey squirrel, called Violet, endured the ordeal when the branch her nest (known as a drey) was laying on was cut down. Fortunately, the couple cutting down the tree spotted Violet and immediately phoned the Wildlife Aid Foundation for advice on what to do.

LITTLE SQUIRREL, I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON, BUT IN THE MEANTIME I AM GONNA SPLORT OVER YOUR LITTLE SQUIRREL CAST!

i haz a ouch caz u kiss it?

ai heerz u can fix owchez wif cowchez.

chicks dig scars

Thank Ceiling Bunny for good insurance, amirite? Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. The cast matches my ride, which is nice, and my ear is healing quite well according to my doctor! Fender benders happen; I'm just glad nobunny was seriously injured!

Don't wurry. We can chase teh kitteh another day!

we habs 2 maek up a storee so nowunz will noez da troof 'bout yer accident...

HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

So far ai doan finks owr relaishunship is werking owt sew well.

You think you had a Bad week

Oh this? Snow skiing.