but

dis no luk like dizneeland but u say so, n ai trustiz u

But, if I go out into da beeg werld, will I evur see yew again?

Money isn't everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON A CAUSE YET. BUT SEND THE MONEY.

Ai had planned ta roll ober on da kitteh and smoosh her... but iz akshully kinda nice

I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.

Dis my new friend. Him not talk much, but me like him.

With this Nose I can track a rabbit for 15 Miles! I can't find my way Home after 500 yards. But I can track a rabbit for 15 miles!!

Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!

I might be small... but i is fears.

THIS IS MY BONE AND I AM HAPPY BUT TAKE IT AND I WONT BE.

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.

They say if you lived during the 60's, you can't remember them. But I remember.

But Mizz Scawlet! I dun noe nuthin 'bout burthin' no baybees!

Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.

You can let the cat out of the bag, but the cat might not come out.