but

I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.

u shur u noez wut ur doin, kitteh?

I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.

an it didnt eben tayst liek cookiez.

Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .

sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.

Mai hooman may be a crazee cat laydee, but sheez mai crazee cat laydee.

nao if onlee ai cud findz her a crayzee cat man...

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

We be playing leap frog, but then we gots tierd.

aifinkso datz a pwetty commun kitteh problum!

But.. I wents to jared..

mebbe trai a diffrent kind ob ring nekst tiem, kitteh.

Yes, I'm paying attention. Although you just bored one ear to death.

He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.

Sorry, Mario, ur princess IS in this castle... ...But I eated her.

I FOUND U A SKYRIM DRAGON, BUT I BEATED IT.

Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.

I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.

They're hard to catch, but very filling.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.