One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.
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Mom needs noo taeste in men.
Teh noo boyfriend says i have "litter box paws" Now he has "litter box drink"
Ai haff plans foar him.
What did you just say to my boyfriend?!? girl hold mah earrings
dem iz fitin purrz!
Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve
totawy indeescent and bad!
Hmm... oh, well, never did like that planter anyway... Or that Toyota... or Mom's new boyfriend....
Jealousy kitteh is making some special tissues for your allergic boyfriend.
broke up with my boyfriend right before the ark shoves off. this is just great!!
Oh hai Mr. Boyfrend! Ders plenty of room for you
So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there...?