If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Look at this baby goat. He doesn't get in fights over the internet. Be the goat.
It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!
ELEPHANT FARTS: Never stand downwind of one.