You want your baby to have the power of a stallion? This is the only way. This is one baby shower I'd be stoked to be invited to.
Technically Jabba is just a moldy-looking blob of frosting, but let's not split hairs when it comes to sweetness and despicable tyrants.
I mean, if this was the case all along, you gazillion doctors are looking a little foolish aren't you?
How did this end up in the crank file?
Your poor decision making skills are now moot. Thank goodness.
It's not enough that you're not a real ice cream cone, but then you go and throw a fake burger at me? What a jerk.
It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!
Dude, I didn't know the Joker could lick his own eye like a lizard!