I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
Or you could just go make yourself a white bread and frosting sandwich.
It's quite a feat when eating a real fly sounds more appetizing than a perfectly good muffin.
Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!
I think it's gone bad.
That better be waffle and pop tart flavored cake in there!
We've all seen "American Pie" and that thing didn't even have a mouth!
Are you in line yet? Are you reading this on your phone while you wait to get in? How was the movie? Good?