chocolate

Pick your jaw up off the floor and let's go to Portland!

I mean, if princes are made of cheesecake. Which, in a perfect world, they are.

Science you guys, look what science has given us!

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Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.

Proof that the Dark Knight has a playful side.

Let's pretend that this thing we already do when we're out of bread and too lazy to get more is really classy and clever.

It's so nice when a snack takes the time to express its feelings before I eat it.

Break me off a piece of that off-brand bar.

I knew there was a reason I never trusted that damn bunny.

Why try to deny it? There are simply times when we need some chocolate.

So delicious and moist.

My favorite gallery openings are the ones where we all get to eat the art afterwards.

I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.

It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.