I've heard he's a real sweet guy.
Keep it wrapped, boys!
Chocolate with the added benefit of burning your sinuses from the inside out!
Instead of dipping them in chocolate, let's get them help for their unfortunate problems.
My hands don't get gooey enough when the marshmallow is hidden on the inside. I demand a mess!
Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!
Better yet, hide a shot of rum in the middle! Surprise! You're drunk!
By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!