It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.
That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.
People, like, DIE at 40 right? Isn't that like HELLA old?!
Can you date a cake? Because I want to take this cake out for drinks and take it back to my place. Good lord people, it's a CAKE that looks like a STORMTROOPER!
Take a bite first, I want cake flying everywhere when I clock you.
They deliver it right to your door!
This marriage is off to a strong start!
When you're expecting sushi and end up with cake in your mouth, I'll bet no matter how delicious that cake is, you'll spit it out in disgust.
This is the cake I want on my 33rd Jesus birthday. Make it so, internet. You've got 10 months.
How could anyone deny the theory of evolution when it makes such a lovely cake?
You'd think they would put Cake the cat on a cake featuring Adventure Time, no?
To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.
It's much easier to get a smooth surface with cold cuts than with frosting.
I don't know what a Deathwing is but I think I know enough now to know that WoW is probably a terrifying place.
Oh it's a candle? Uh huh. Okay.
Aw, you guys shouldn't have! I know I'm a great bdogger, but A+?! It's an honor I can hardly accept.