cake

But is it made with lots of beans? I don't think I'd want to eat that.

One of these days someone is going to have a chestburster baby and I will feel so vindicated as using that as my number one reason to not have children.

As described by Lunaleah: "It's my boyfriend's 25th birthday this Monday so I made him a "piecakie." It's a pie upside-down, on top of a cake, frosted, and covered in girl scout samoa cookies. In other words, Me Gusta."

Happy birthday Mike!

That better be waffle and pop tart flavored cake in there!

Hey man, it tastes like chocolate doesn't it? Don't be picky!

If I unwrapped the foil of my birthday burrito and was confronted with sugary treats I'd be pretty pissed to be honest.

Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.

Craig, this is a not-so-subtle hint. Your friends are over it.

Eat your way through Middle Earth, but skip the Entsongs layer, they're all musty and boring tasting.

Who else is afraid of a torrent of blood if you try to cut into that thing? All work and no play make cake a dull dessert.

It's a pizza, it's a cake, it's covered in turtles! Cowabunga!

When I think of the atrocities perpetrated at the hands of people like Castro, I just want to eat their faces for dessert. Sweet sweet symbolic retribution.

He's just coming back for the cookies, he couldn't care less about brains.

Forever alone with a bucket of frosting and a bag of chocolate chips.

Let's keep birthdays off the court.

Am I a cake or am I a man? Dude, what was in that frosting?