cake

Welcome back from jail! Enjoy your Paris Hilton!

You've got a little grey matter stuck between your teeth.

I have no idea how a stormtrooper an a pimp have any connection, but this is a pretty awesome cake.

When kitteh not has food, kitteh be food!

Nothing says eternal love like institutionalized racism and backwoods stereotypes!

It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.

Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?

That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!