It's like alcohol for babies who don't know how to drink like a real person yet.
Yep, that's about the size of my hangover the day after the big game. The beers, they just kept diving down my throat.
Any man in my life needs to get along great with my best friend Mary Jane.
I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.
As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.
Don't get drunk and slip on your flask!
I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.
I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!