I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.
I'm not drinking my breakfast! I'm getting drunk off waffles!
Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!
A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.
Flowers die. A bouquet of booze is forever.
Hope you don't have any place to be later!
Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.
Eating raw naga chillies is for weaklings. Be a man and booze up your spicy. That's gonna be one painful hangover.