Or is ice cream like beer for kids?
This is a good way to choose where I'd like to spend my angry, ex-pat years.
Cups that are hard to put down encourage you to drink more. Here's to never putting our drinks down!
Beer hand is the most important hand. Plus, he's saving the environment by not wasting a stack of napkins!
Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?
Get a life! Hell, get four!
Let's shotgun the fat guy and the one with the nose.
Ooh I hope tomorrow there's a bologna sandwich shoved in there!