I think we've found a contender for the 2012 Darwin Awards.
I bet Greyjoy tastes like ass but gets you totally crunked!
While we're at it let's all grow mustaches and long hair and bellbottoms again. Oh wait, that's already happening.
Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.
I'm skeptical about frozen beer keeping my beer cold. I think they're just trying to sell me a gimmick and less beer for more money.
Now your beer floats will have more beer flavor!
I better not catch you putting any food in there. Beer only!
Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.