No jeah, Ryan. No Jeah.

Daniofawesome says: "Once upon a time I was making cake and observed as the milk and oil combined and stared up at me in horror and screamed, 'WHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?'"

Snacktime just got terrifying.

God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!

I dunno, I'm sensing mixed messages here.

It's so hard to watch them grow up, isn't it?

Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.

Who said Oreos aren't a fashionable hairstyle?