So you can take the cookie and stick it in your moooouth! Stick it in your mooooouth!

Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?

This is a tricky opt-out situation. Listen closely.

My lunch is such a dolt sometimes.

He'll never share those delicious little pancakes.

She's a tricky one, don't say I didn't warn ya.

I made you breakfast. Oh and I'm breaking up with you.

What a cakehead. Wouldn't even tell Luke who his father was.

Cheese understands, let it all out. I'll wait.

Get some pockets, already.

Admit it, you just want to see the fear in the eyes of your food as you devour it.

You can't make me!

Under 45 clip-clops or it's free!

These cookies look so amazing they're nearly addictive.

You can't do that, remember?