From the looks of things, this place has been on the market as long as Rip Van Winkle lazed around growing a nap-beard.

If you told me there was a propane torch and a couple of crappy old butter knives in the corner, I could tell you the exact address of this crappy college party house.

Optical Illusion garage door decals are nothing new, but why would you want it to look like you have giant outdoor shelves? Those poor imaginary books will get all damp!

Remember to hug your loved ones in preparation for Lovely Listing shuttering its windows later this week.

Try saying that title ten times fast!

I appreciate the slight effort with the art on the wall. Thanks a lot.

Oh is that a portrait of your hired bed-warmer?

We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

I thought you said "swimmin' room!"