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OMG MY NEW CAT HOUSE IS JUST AMAZING!!! I mean, just lying on top of it... although... where's that carboard box it came in?
She's a bit upset about my gift. I would REALLY advise joining me.
Wutz up wif dis? I sed kash or gif kards.
two tips for yewr birfdai forgit tha past, you can't change it. forgit tha present, I didn't git yew one.
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
