present

And if you want a meme bank worth of birthday memes, you don't got to rob anything, just click that link.

A gift should be better received!

SPIN THE BALL KITTY BAT THE THINGS ON TOP RUN AROUND IT DO SOMETHING KITTY DO SOMETHING NOW DO IT RIGHT NOW

That had better be donated to charity by the end of today.

Ugh I DON'T GET ANYTHING I EVER WANT.

You lied. How could you.

She didn't seem tu liek da last ded burd anneeways.

For me??? I'm...I'm touched.

Is nawt wut ai asked foar... IS EBBEN BETTUR.

I swam through water to bring you this. You better like it.

Hope ur a fan ob whatever dis is.

It's a pair of socks, isn't it?

Ai. Haet. Socks.

Are I what you wanted for your Birfday?!

She had eyes... eyes liek a doll's eyes...