Why can't people just GIVE me the best food?
Ooh. Or some A1 Sauce.
There is no dream sweeter than this.
Quick! Destroy the brain or remove the head!
You'll get it back in another form, don't worry.
TARGET ACQUIRED.
He'll do anything for the noms.
You really need to enunciate more.
For a tiny minion of darkness he sure does eat a lot.
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheezfrens!
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Burd.
Also, for the record, your breath stinks.
ITS RUUUIIIINNNEEEEDDDDD.
Now you run down and distract them - I'll save the fatter one for you.
Hey, Fairy Tales were meant to be dark.