nom

Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?

Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?

dunt be afrade lil burdie. u too ugglee to eat.

Ai onlee need beyooty in mai lief.

peanut butter? i didn't know peanuts had butts

Do we needs moar jelly?

I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.

We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.

Hold still. I'm practicing my zombying.

Gud thing ai prepared foar dis.

Almost time for second breakfast.

Wut about elevensies?!

You complete me.

It wuz da trooest ob luvs.

I HAS A TORTILLA... WHAT I DO WIF IT

Well dere's lawts ob things to do wif dem! Liek... liek... well akshully ai doan't kno.

Trap iz set for next snak carryin hoomin.

As long as da hoomis dusn't set up traps foar US liek lasst tiem.

honestly, dude i've eaten fur that tastes better than this

Ai fink it needs a noo presentashun, mebbee? Oar a wine tu pair it wid?

Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time

Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.

Money can't buy happi But it can buy ice cream Dats kinda de saem

Wait, wuts dis guy doin eeting mai ice cream?!

OMMMM.... OMMMM...NOM...... NOMMIE...NOMM...

Please tu nawt interupt. We is Mewditating.

Radar cat hears you opening that tuna.

Awl da better to seek and destroy wib, mai deer.

Step on it! McDonalds closes in 15 minutes!

Nawt too fast tho.

Puffball, party of three, your table is now ready!

We esspect onlee da mos esselent of serbises.