politicians

just cup them like this

(Nancy Pelosi)

UNDEAD CONGRESSWOMAN And you caution us about the live camera?

(Nancy Pelosi)

Calvin and Hurrbs

(David Wu)

Baracklava?

(Barack Obama)

And my husband is the Queen of Denial.

(Michele Bachmann)

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)

NO CAPTION NEEDED...

(Jon Stewart)

Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

GUESS WHAT AMERICA I LEARNED HOW TO READ

(Michele Bachmann)

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

NO EMOTIONZ.

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)