politicians

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

(Mitt Romney)

Like a Sir.

(Barack Obama)

Cowboys & Aliens

(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?

(Barack Obama)

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

NO EMOTIONZ.

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

GUESS WHAT AMERICA I LEARNED HOW TO READ

(Michele Bachmann)

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

just cup them like this

(Nancy Pelosi)

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)

It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....

(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)