politicians

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

NO CAPTION NEEDED...

(Jon Stewart)

And my husband is the Queen of Denial.

(Michele Bachmann)

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

(Mitt Romney)

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.

just cup them like this

(Nancy Pelosi)

It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....

(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)

NO EMOTIONZ.

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.

(Chris Christie)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

I blame it on the hipsters.

(Nicolas Sarkozy)