Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.
NO CAPTION NEEDED...
And my husband is the Queen of Denial.
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.
just cup them like this
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.
God outsourced some of it
Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor
False alarm my thumb Is really there
I blame it on the hipsters.