I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
Affairs of State can be complicated
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
just cup them like this
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
And my husband is the Queen of Denial.
God outsourced some of it
Like a Sir.
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
Now how long do I cook this thing?
I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop
GUESS WHAT AMERICA
I LEARNED HOW TO READ