Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)
False alarm my thumb Is really there
Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
I'm the swan queen
It's not a lightning bolt. But Voldemort might kill you anyway.
just cup them like this
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
And my husband is the Queen of Denial.
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.
NO CAPTION NEEDED...
Affairs of State can be complicated
Now how long do I cook this thing?
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