It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
And my husband is the Queen of Denial.
OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.
(Republican debates, Steve Carell)
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?
I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)
False alarm my thumb Is really there
GUESS WHAT AMERICA
I LEARNED HOW TO READ
Calvin and Hurrbs
just cup them like this
I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Like a Sir.
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)