politicians

just cup them like this

(Nancy Pelosi)

OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)

Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.

(Chris Christie)

It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....

(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)

Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo

(Mitt Romney)

UNDEAD CONGRESSWOMAN And you caution us about the live camera?

(Nancy Pelosi)

"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."

(Barack Obama)

Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.

I Boop Ur Noes. Let Us Boop Together. Boop Boop

(Vladimir Putin)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

Cowboys & Aliens

(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

And my husband is the Queen of Denial.

(Michele Bachmann)

I blame it on the hipsters.

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!

(Michele Bachmann)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)