oops

I realize I'm the light of your life, but this is goin' too far!

juss luk at dis in a differnt wai!

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

i got sum splaining to do

ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!

You don't want me to cross this line, right here???

hmph. wat if i do kross it? hmm?

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT

well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...

Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot

nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!

LATE NITE ...HUH

u nawt lukin' so grate. mebbe u need halps?

Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....

b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!

When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.

he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!

da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader

welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!

but i dunno what happnd! suddenly der wus watur ebryware an den teh kitteh sed hold dis an den u was awl yelling an angreez at me...

u shure u didn't hab udder motives?

I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?

where's da newzpapur?!

aww man i blinked

plz twy again, ok?

My brudder haz no comment 'bout doze missin' Milk-Bonez.

ai don't beliebe him!

i got this! oh yes! wait no! oh snap!

u r rilly running frum sumfing aren't u?