Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
I swear it attacked me first!
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
You forgot to pay the excess feline tax. Now you got to pay $100,000. I'd get rid of that nasty thing if I were you.
OK, U in teh bak- git it togever!
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE DRIVING TO FAST
I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo
Dave's not here, man.
I try and show love But something's always in the way
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
Provez it.
i pleed teh fiff...
Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz
eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...