oops

Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?

yep, deys seen itz...

I swear it attacked me first!

honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!

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Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.

doez u need sum assistance??

You forgot to pay the excess feline tax. Now you got to pay $100,000. I'd get rid of that nasty thing if I were you.

pay up, buddie!

OK, U in teh bak- git it togever!

oopsies! you has an ouchie!

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vroom! vroom! vroom!

I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo

ai haz maed wun, 2!

Dave's not here, man.

and, uh, rilly... in case u didn't notice...

I try and show love But something's always in the way

i tired 2 maek sumfing ob maiselfs...

You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?

yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!

Provez it.

ai rilly wundurr hoo cud hab dun dis...

i pleed teh fiff...

aksully, u need to fess up aifinkso!

Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz

eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

little helper

no need 2 put dem upz! ai just stay down heer!