cute cats

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

We all know that cats have massive egos, and need to be reassured multiple times throughout the day of how great they are. So yes, the shoes look good on you. But don't you think they're a teeny weeny bit big? Maybe you should ditch the shoes and try looking at some cat memes instead. Might be more your style. 

Cats are different to kittens. Cats are cold-hearted, despise their humans, and are vindictive for no reason at all. Kittens, on the other hand, are normal baby creatures: they are cute, playful, friendly, and will generally help out other creatures that need help. Poor baby human, he's being taken to the vet and he doesn't even know it. Good thing this courageous kitty has warned him of the impending dangers that await him. Thanks kitty. If you want to see some more kitties and cats being cute or funny, we don't blame you. 

We don't know when the rivalry between cats and dogs began, but judging by how deeply ingrained it is into their natures, it's safe to guess that this is not a new development. My guess is that cats and dogs have always had it in for each other, dividing nations about which one is cuter. But no matter whether you're a dog or cat person, this picture is pretty hilarious. For more priceless cat memes, look no further. This is your one stop shop for everything cats. 

There's nothing better than cats in costumes. Really. All I want for Christmas is a cat with 365 costumes I can dress it in every day of the year. And this one is pretty darn cute. The pipe cleaner eye stalk?! And the little paper triangles framing his head?! Oh, too much. If you're about to overload with cuteness, might as well go the whole way with these cat memes. 

Well, who's going to be a bigger fan of yourself than you? No-one! Might as well accept that fact and get started on the fan mail and promotions for yourself...or you could just check out these cat memes and worship cats instead. Like everyone else in the world.

You know how when there's an ant on a piece of white paper and you draw lines around it, it can't (or won't) walk over the lines? Well I think this photo proves that cats are the same. Plus, the weirder the shape, the harder it is for them to move (I'm just making this up now but it sounds right, doesn't it?). I know about hexagons and octagons, but seven sided shapes? Sounds like sorcery to me. If you want to see more magical pictures of (non-magical but magical because they are so cute) cats, go no further. 

Is there anything more cute than a cat on the prowl, when it's prey is you? Cats think they are the smoothest hunters, unseen when they hide in the most obvious of places, stealthy when they creep up behind you, and deadly when they 'catch' you and pretend to bite your ankles. The smaller the cat, the cuter it gets. Awww, you think you could actually hunt me? How adorable! If you think this is funny, wait till you see this collection of the cutest and funniest cats you'll ever see. You will melt. 

What's cuter than a kitten and a baby playing together? Nothing! This is the height of cuteness. Seriously. We've reached the limit. Unless you think these pictures of kittens are cuter. But when two tiny creatures unite to exchange some very serious business (pawty-cake), there's nothing you can do but sit back and say 'awwww'. Then maybe look at some hilarious cat memes. 

Are any of us where we expected to end up? I certainly am not. And Marmalade isn't either. He didn't think ducks were cute, or stuffed animals were useful. But look at him now. Shamefully addicted to quack. He should be looking at these cat memes instead.