Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

Just when you thought it was safe to visit the panda sanctuary...

I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.

It moves when I close my eyes.

"When the joker who took my gavel gives it back--THAT'S when the meeting is adjourned, Marjorie!"

When Batman villains mate, it's never a pretty picture.