He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!

itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...

scuze me... do i watch you when you're sleeping in the sink?

ur az rood az an alpaca!

Time flies when you're having rum!

tekeela werkz 2.

The pot luck's officially over when Carl passes out in the pasta salad.

datz alwayz teh sine ob a gud partee.

...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!

Wake me when spring is sprung...

Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!