He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!
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scuze me... do i watch you when you're sleeping in the sink?
ur az rood az an alpaca!
Time flies when you're having rum!
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The pot luck's officially over when Carl passes out in the pasta salad.
datz alwayz teh sine ob a gud partee.
...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!
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Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!
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