Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!
Ai juss kant deel wiff teh skreamz!
Even maiz 'roid ragez iz kewtz
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."
95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul
Gawd...chocolate just goes straight to my hips!!! and my neck & shoulders, upper arms, belleh, ankles... eben mai tael.
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