The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."

95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul

Gawd...chocolate just goes straight to my hips!!! and my neck & shoulders, upper arms, belleh, ankles... eben mai tael.

20 pound CAPTION 7 pound KITTEH

One more Jabba reference and I will lay on your face while you sleep.

Pic it up, mai butt. Iz cant eben roll de damn ting

RUPERT ALWAYS HATED IT WHEN AUNT GUSSIE WOULD JUST PLOP DOWN SUDDENLY ON THE OTHER END OF THE COUCH.