The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."
95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul
Gawd...chocolate just goes straight to my hips!!! and my neck & shoulders, upper arms, belleh, ankles... eben mai tael.
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One more Jabba reference and I will lay on your face while you sleep.
Pic it up, mai butt. Iz cant eben roll de damn ting
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