Whoever guesses the weight of the otter most accurately wins bragging rights for the rest of their life!

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STOPPED EATING FAT KIDS LOST FIVE POUNDS

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Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess

deh wil neber suspekt a fing.

Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!

Ai juss kant deel wiff teh skreamz!

Even maiz 'roid ragez iz kewtz

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!