One of us is telling the truth, but one of us is telling a lie!
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Teh toof? U cant handle teh toof!!!
u cant rly mayk fun ob it, eever.
Doan beleef dem. Santy Pawz duz exist.
but, dey sayd he wuzzint fur reelz!
Ai swarez to tell da troof da hole troof, and nuffin but da troof.. so help me skydog
ai kan't tell a lie!
Turns out those rabid tick things in "Cloverfield" just wanted gushy food.