Teh toof? U cant handle teh toof!!!
u cant rly mayk fun ob it, eever.
Turns out those rabid tick things in "Cloverfield" just wanted gushy food.
Your Ass looks huge in those jeans. that one was on the house.
So I live in a name brand product box. You carry a designer handbag. Leave me alone.
Well I'll be damned. It DID make her clothes fall off...
So its true... The grass IS greener on the other side...
Give a man a fish, Cats will pester him for a day. Teach a man to fish, Cats will plague him for a lifetime.
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