Your Ass looks huge in those jeans. that one was on the house.

So I live in a name brand product box. You carry a designer handbag. Leave me alone.

Well I'll be damned. It DID make her clothes fall off...

So its true... The grass IS greener on the other side...

Give a man a fish, Cats will pester him for a day. Teach a man to fish, Cats will plague him for a lifetime.

Truth in Advertising

life DOES imitate art!