I DON'T ALWAYS WAG MY TAIL BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT

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I don't always want to be friends. But when I do, I make sure you're reading a book and my butthole is in your face.

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I don't always need to go out But when I do, I make sure you are sleeping first

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I don't always extend my claws while walking on you but when I do my paws are on your crotch

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I don't always get a sudden urge to poop But when I do, you're cleaning out the litter box

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I don't always sleep on the bed when your husband is out of town, but when I do, I spend half the night staring down the dark hallway as though I see an ax murderer. At least until you get up to check.

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I don't always want to cuddle but when I do I just ate wet food and smell like tuna.

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