I DON'T ALWAYS SNEEZE ON YOUR FACE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE ONLY TIME I PAY ATTENTION TO YOU
I DON'T ALWAYS WANT MILK FROM YOUR CEREAL, OH WAIT, I DO!
I don't always let you hold me... but, when I do, I fart.
I don't always do a very cute pose but when I do, I stop doing it right after you get your camera ready.
I don't always want to play with my jingly mouse but when I do, I make sure you're fast asleep first.
I don't always poop outside the box but when I do, I kick out plenty of litter to cover it all up.