I don't always do a very cute pose
but when I do, I stop doing it right after you get your camera ready.
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I don't always want to play with my jingly mouse
but when I do, I make sure you're fast asleep first.
I don't always poop outside the box
but when I do, I kick out plenty of litter to cover it all up.
I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUTSIDE ON MY CHAIN BUT WHEN I DO, I GET IT WRAPPED AROUND EVERY AVAILABLE OBJECT
I DON'T ALWAYS WAG MY TAIL
BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT
I don't always want to be friends.
But when I do, I make sure you're reading a book and my butthole is in your face.
I don't always need to go out
But when I do, I make sure you are sleeping first
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