"I know it's over. I heard. They're taking you to Goodwill this afternoon. Don't speak. Let's just have these last moments together."
Oh Great Master Tell us of your wishes!
Bunny sez I can let you live Bunny iz wrong
moogle face ur doin it rite
Nurse, stuffing lebel gettin a lidel low, needz injectshun ob fiberfill stat!
Look, I don't expect you to understand. Just get out of here and leave me and Sheila alone.
Dis bear mine... K??
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