He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.

it follow me home..... dat makes it mine awl mine

Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.

EBBRYWUN NEEDS A ROLE MODEL .

okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.

Teh enemey of my enemy is mai friend

meh. still not the weirdest thing that happened to me today.