*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*

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*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*
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Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?

I appreciate

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I appreciate
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I appreciate your offer to come and cook in the underworld but I think the poor souls there have suffered enough already.

Light travels faster

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Light travels faster
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Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak

*CLOSE ENOUGH*

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*CLOSE ENOUGH*
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You're pursuing a 2nd career? You currently clean toilets, right? Oh, attorney. Meh, same difference.