Light travels faster

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Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak

*CLOSE ENOUGH*

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You're pursuing a 2nd career? You currently clean toilets, right? Oh, attorney. Meh, same difference.

That noise

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That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.

So, you have

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So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there...?