You're pursuing a 2nd career? You currently clean toilets, right? Oh, attorney. Meh, same difference.
So, you didn't get raptured? Quelle surprise.
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Well, wit mai liberal arts major, what did U expect???
That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.
So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there...?
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