Ya wanna unhitch me or do you want to take me AND the carpet for a walk?
leeshez r ment fer goggiez, nawt meh!
You has impecable camera aim
Oh. You're home. Happy day.
Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?
I appreciate your offer to come and cook in the underworld but I think the poor souls there have suffered enough already.
You realize it's just the same 26 letters being rearranged, don't you?
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