I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.
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Gawd! Can you please turn down the Monday!! I'm trying to ignore it!!
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Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!
Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.
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