I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.
wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time
Gawd! Can you please turn down the Monday!! I'm trying to ignore it!!
stop breethin its annoyin
i wubs u, bred neber leev meh
Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!
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