I'll take my breakfast

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I'll take my breakfast
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I'll take my breakfast in bed at 8:00. And make sure my orange juice is fresh squeezed this time.

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Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.