Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place

Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.

I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.

ITZ SWINGING BAK LEMME IN!!!

Upload into my food bowl Or I'll download in the coffee pot

Pleez tu tern awf teh sun Mai hed hazza hangobur

Nope. Pretteh sure dere's a pea down there. Fix pleeze!