Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.
Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place
Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.
I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.
ITZ SWINGING BAK LEMME IN!!!
Upload into my food bowl Or I'll download in the coffee pot
Pleez tu tern awf teh sun Mai hed hazza hangobur