big ball in sky. hurt eyes. make go away...
ai haytz u, mistur sunbeep!
STOP! why? um...hammer time?
it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.
Hey-Hey-HEY!!! Adjust the grip- ADJUST THE GRIP!!!
plz 2 yooz less trakshun!
Bob Get the rope the cat's been in aunt Marth's chilli again
we can haz liftoff!!
In my bowl, James. In my bowl.
an datz an ordur!
O hai! Ai wuz bungie jumping! Help!
dis wuz nawt wun ob mai bettur ideerz...
What did you just say to my boyfriend?!? girl hold mah earrings
dem iz fitin purrz!
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