I WANNA EAT YOU I-IF THAT'S OKAY?

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First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.

az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...

Okay, I'll ask. But I'm pretty sure they'll say no.

2 bad, cuz we cud has bin reel gud frendz...

i am done now you can clean up

Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

Okay. You can start the scary movie now.