my precious! you cannot has it!
I wanna show you a trick I learned. Let me borrow your finger.
In old country, I would have been allowed to kill you for this.
OK, yu kan brush yur teefs nao.
There's no more Oprah. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment. You are NOT watching reruns.
Senor Dali? Mr. Escher can see you, now...